your-spider-highness:

“Use your imagination or something. If you’re not here to entertain me… Then why are you here? You said you were just passing by. You should have been gone by now.” He clapped his hands, “Unless… You like my company and that’s why you’re still here.”

“Don’t flatter yourself. I’m still speaking to you because it would be rude to just walk off.”

“However if that was an invitation to leave, I will gladly take it.”