Anonymous asked—
Dear Ciel, I love you. You have a nice booty. You make my kokoro go doki doki. You should have sex with me. Someday I will sneak into your room while you sleep and breathe down your neck. You + me = canon. If I saw you now I’d seeexx. I want to shota you. I would build a booty castle just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be gimme the booty. We could maek ooott under the stars. Love, Claude (P.S. my dick = yours.)“…”

“D-don’t.. go near.. me..”

“… Ever.”